You ever see a fuckload of people try to get out of a school bus door all at the same time? That's how it was when Michelle Trachtenberg turned 18, and the bondage faking world manned their monitors, and each took mouse in hand. I honestly think I was the only faker not to slap little tape, rope, and chain jpegs up on her. I first saw her when she was the shark that Buffy the Vampire Slayer jumped, playing the role of Dawn, aka The Key, aka Buffy's not there-now there sister. She still retains some of that gawky awkwardness that still lingers after newfound adulthood, but she's still a brunette, and still has yet to stick her finger down her throat, and get fake boobs. Let's hope it stays that way.